Top 10 popcorn Jokes

By | 10/11/2020| 0 Comments

I’m a sucker for a good old corney joke. 

Sometimes they just pop into my head and make me explode with laughter.

So I just decided to share the joy and treat you guys to a list of a-maize-ing popcorn jokes!

Ok, Ok enough of the puns! Here’s my top 10 list (I made sure they were all PG) Pop in the comments if you know any others and lets make someone smile today!

  1. Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?

Because they’re all too corney.

 

2. What did the Baby corn say to the Mommy corn?

Wheres Pop corn?

 

3. What did they call the corney metal band?

popKORN

 

4. Did you hear about the Popcorn that joined the army?

They made him Kernal.

 

5. What did one popcorn bag say to the other?

I bet you’re pretty pop-ular.

 

 6. Why didn’t the kernal leave the popper?

Because he was corn-fused

 

7. What music gets popcorn to dance?

Hip Pop

 

8. What’s Popcorns favourite music?

Pop

 

9. Why couldn’t Mr Corn go in the aeroplane?

Because his ears would pop

 

10. Knock knock…

Who’s there?…

Papa…

Papa who?…

Papapapapapapapa popcorn.

 

 

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