6. Why didn’t the kernel leave the popper?
Because he was corn-fused
7. What music gets popcorn to dance?
Hip Pop
8. What do you call someone who only eats Popcorn?
A corn-ivore
9. Why couldn’t Mr Corn go in the aeroplane?
Because his ears would pop
10. Knock knock…
Who’s there?…
Papa…
Papa who?…
Papapapapapapapa popcorn.
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