- Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?
Because they’re all too corney.
2. What did the Baby corn say to the Mommy corn?
Wheres Pop corn?
3. What did they call the corney metal band?
4. Did you hear about the Popcorn that joined the army?
They made him Kernal.
5. What did one popcorn bag say to the other?
I bet you’re pretty pop-ular.
6. Why didn’t the kernal leave the popper?
Because he was corn-fused